What is Woodstock saying?

I usually wondered, what is Woodstock saying? His commentary on his life or life in general?

Is it slander?

A better idea to improve the world?

His musings of why he came out the butt of his mother in an egg?

Could it be that Woodstock is being manipulated by the Illuminati?

Could it be that he is trying to rid himself of Engrams, as professed by L.Ron.Hubbard? In other words the ghost of an Alien in his tiny head?

I think that Woodstock is just content, wanting some birdseed.

Or just plainly…

Woodstock: “I don’t give a fuck!”

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